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README.md

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+Autochef
+--------
+
+Tired of free will? Autochef is the latest and greatest in bossing around,
+fresh from a community college near you. With easily understood and up to date
+boss language(tm), autochef can boost productivity in all environments.
+
+Dependencies
+------------
+
+For added accuracy, please use xeyes for staff monitoring.

autochef.pl

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+#!/usr/bin/perl -w
+
+# Written by felhan 23/3-2011, updated when needed
+
+my @verb = ("Konsolidera", "Harmonisera", "Virtualisera", "Outsourca", "Uppdatera", "Abstrahera", "Brainstorma kring", "Implementera", "Validera", "Benchmarka", "Standardisera", "Centralisera", "Decentralisera", "Streamlinea", "Verifiera", "Aktualisera", "Dokumentera", "Mindmappa");
+my @subj = ("changeprocessen", "ITIL", "kaffebryggaren", "SAP", "SCRUM", "agile development", "Jboss", "molnet", "SaaS", "SOA", "NoSQL", "sharepoint", "lean IT", "apparna", "ASP.NET", "grön IT", "tjänstestrukurerna", "MBWA", "clean desk", "tjänsteportföljen", "en RFC", "grejerna i pipen", "turnkey-solutions", "backlogen", "CRM", "polopoly", "disaster recovery-planen", "middleware", "Web 2.0-tjänsterna", "HTML5", "CMS");
+
+print "$verb[int(rand(@verb))] $subj[int(rand(@subj))]\n";
+